Surely you know that answer already as your tag, now I have read it properly says 'not satire'. The problem is now that your post was a serious post I have to ask you why are you so salty that xur sold IB? I mean I've had one since the Craptarch patch and it didn't bother me any of the times he has sold it. I also now have to ask how did you spend years trying to get it when the game has only been out for four months, even if you want to factor in Alpha and Beta the time can't be classed as years.

noun the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. however... for some reason everyone on this website confuses "satire" with plain old "sarcasm". Which is kinda infuriating.