Welcome to The Landing Pad! This is a bar for attack helicopters, No humans are welcome. If they come in just feel free to mow them down. That's basically all! And... No shooting each other.
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I'm an Abrams M1A2 MBT. Why are you discriminating against my kind? We're all heavy machinery and there isn't a MBT bar for hundreds of kilometres. Is it because I'm too heavy? Is my cannon too powerful to drink here? Give me a reason why you would deny me a pint of headlight fluid!