The title says it all. I'll start:
Are you wearing space pants? Cause that booty is out of this world!
Post away!
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Me: "Do you have a pen I could borrow?" Her: "Why yes, here you go." Me: *act like it's out of ink* "Um, this pen is out of ink." *hand the pen back to her* Her: "Strange, it's a brand new pen." Me: "Well, try and write your phone number here." [spoiler]may cause instant blowjob[/spoiler]