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12/22/2014 7:11:45 AM
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Post your best pickup lines!

The title says it all. I'll start: Are you wearing space pants? Cause that booty is out of this world! Post away!

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  • Me: "Do you have a pen I could borrow?" Her: "Why yes, here you go." Me: *act like it's out of ink* "Um, this pen is out of ink." *hand the pen back to her* Her: "Strange, it's a brand new pen." Me: "Well, try and write your phone number here." [spoiler]may cause instant blowjob[/spoiler]

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