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Edited by Duardo: 9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."

Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3 I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference. Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i] Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.

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  • Edited by Radagast: 1/20/2015 6:27:03 AM
    [spoiler]Sergeant Johnson's speech on each difficulty.[/spoiler] "Men, keep your eyes downrange, fingers on the balls, and we all come home in one piece. Am I right, Marines?" - Johnson's speech on Easy. "Once again, it is our job to finish what the flyboys started. We are leaving this ship's platoon, and engaging the Covenant on solid ground. When we meet the enemy, we will rip their balls from their spines, and toss 'em away, laughin'! Am I right, Marines?" - Johnson's speech on Normal. "Men, here's where we show those split-chin, squid-head, sons of bitches that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then, we are going to strangle them with their own balls! Am I right, Marines?" - Johnson's speech on Heroic. "Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy balls on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is balls full of lead, and a pool of their own balls to drown in! Am I right, Marines?" -Johnson's speech on Legendary. [spoiler]I had to put 3 balls in that last one.[/spoiler]

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