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Edited by FreezeTheLegend: 1/11/2015 1:39:59 AM
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How you lost your virginity

So tell me the story in detail! (Not extreme detail) how you lost your V-card! Aka virginity aka broken hymen aka no more blue balls. Edit: guys I get it saying "sex" and trying to be a smartass is so wild,rebellious, and oh so clever but c'mon stfu. Edit: some really interesting ways you guys lost your virginity also some surprisingly young ages when losing it and also just some bull shit stories keep em coming! Edit: anymore super original shrek stories? No? Okay Kool. [spoiler] me 17 her 19 her house her room bada Bing bada boom[/spoiler] [spoiler]on second thought in extreme detail heh[/spoiler]

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  • Brought a girl to my house, took her to my bed and just "Netflix." She whispered in my ear I want you to -blam!- me. I grabbed her by the hand put her up against the wall, took her pants off and -blam!-ed her viciously. We -blam!-ed so many times after that too, and she said there was no way I was a virgin. So...? I guess I have an innate skill to -blam!-?

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