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Edited by Eigerphant:
8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke
Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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2 RepliesPls don't kill me for this How do you get a Jew in a car [spoiler]With an ashtray[/spoiler] How do you get a Jew out of a car [spoiler]Dustpan and Brush[/spoiler] They say that there is safety in numbers [spoiler]Tell that to six million Jews[/spoiler] The twin towers [spoiler]Was the best Lord of the rings film[/spoiler] Why does Mexico have no Olympic team [spoiler]Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border[/spoiler] How does a Mexican get into an honest business [spoiler]Through the window[/spoiler] Pls forgive the racism
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3 RepliesI don't know if I've posted it here yet, so I'm sorry if I have, but... I just bought shoes from my drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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I'm not sexist. Sexism is wrong. And being wrong is for Feminists.
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5 RepliesWhy do black people have noses? They need something else to pick other than cotton? What is a mexican's favorite game? Borderlands I'm going to hell
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Feminism
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3 RepliesEdited by Moist: 7/9/2015 8:41:31 AMA suicide bomber told his son "alright now pay attention I'm only going to do this once"
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343 Industries
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2 RepliesEdited by i reqire methe: 7/9/2015 10:07:09 PMWhy did the chicken cross the road? [spoiler]to get to the idiots house[/spoiler] Knock knock? Who's there? [spoiler]The chicken[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEn fehget
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1 ReplyWhat's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings. What's worse than 3 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 4 bee stings.
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? [spoiler]Finding half a worm in your apple[/spoiler] What's worse than that? [spoiler]The Holocaust[/spoiler]
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1 ReplySo a guy walks in to a bar. He has a 2x4 and a alligator. He unzips his pants and lets the alligator bit down on his man hood. He then hits the alligator with the 2x4 repeatedly until the alligator lets go. The man yells " WHO IS MAN ENOUGH TO DO THIS!" The gay gentlemen stands up a say " I can but just don't hit me with the 2x4."
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3 RepliesThree dudes are kidnapped by cannibal Shia LaBeouf in the woods. He says they can go free on one condition. They have to find some fruit and shove it in their asses. The 1st guy, he's feeling okay, he got some grapes. The 2nd guy found some apples, which'll be uncomfortable but it won't kill him. The 3rd guy is in tears. Shia LaBeouf asks him what's wrong. He says all he could find was a watermelon.
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[spoiler]This thread...[/spoiler]
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Woman's rights ;) (it's just a joke people lol)
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Why don't Mexicans like cold drinks? [spoiler]They are afraid of ICE![/spoiler]
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My joke involves movement so it's not funny without it
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How do you stop A black man from jumping on your bed? Put velcrow on the celling
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8 RepliesWhat's the difference between the Seahawks and a river? [spoiler]Rivers run[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesYour momma is so dumb (destiny related) [spoiler]she uses a shader for the sun[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesWhat do you call a magic owl. [spoiler]HOO-dini[/spoiler]
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my love life[spoiler]ha im so funny[/spoiler]
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Did you know Kanye and Oprah had the same nickname growing up? It was [spoiler]ni[b][/b]gger[/spoiler]
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Best joke around [spoiler]my life[/spoiler]
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