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Edited by Eigerphant:
8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke
Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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Womens rights
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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? [spoiler]hint: it's not a bicycle[/spoiler] [spoiler]Cancer![/spoiler]
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There was a guy stealing vegetables [spoiler]he had to take a leek [/spoiler]
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3 drunk guys enter a taxi. The driver sees their drunk and decides to pull their leg. He starts the engine and stops it. The first guy thanks him the second pays and the third screams 'NEXT TIME GO SLOWER YOU NEARLY KILLED US!!!
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Edited by eres un payaso: 7/7/2015 12:28:10 PMWhat do you call a limbless man floating in water? [spoiler]bob[/spoiler] What is big, long, and is filled with semen [spoiler]a submarine. Forgot the a in seamen[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesI have a joke about gjallerhorn... wait you wont get it.
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2 RepliesWhat's the best way to pick up Jewish girls? [spoiler]with a broom and dustpan[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by BortBort: 7/7/2015 4:44:48 AM2 desticle walk into a nightfall... they both get no land beyond [spoiler]lik if cri evry tim [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhy is life like a penis? Women make it hard 😂😂
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What Kevin Spacey say when he worked in a hospital?[spoiler]this isnt your everyday cancer this is advanced cancer[/spoiler]
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I violated the [url=https://www.reddit.com/r/spacedicks/search?q=spacedicks&sort=relevance&restrict_sr=on]Code of Conduct[/url] and was met with Ninja Justice [spoiler]hue[/spoiler]
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Your future
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What did the tie say to the hat?[spoiler]you better go ahead ill hang around[/spoiler]
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Edited by JayD9969: 7/7/2015 4:06:51 AMWhat do you call a crying tree?[spoiler]mourning wood[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI'll bend your mother over on my knees shave her ass hair roll it up in a blunt and make you smoke it
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1 ReplyLuke Smith
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8 RepliesThey might as well name the iron banner the iron rose. Because there are so many thorns in it!
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1 ReplyA girlfriend calls her boyfriend to come over and watch a movie with her, He gets to her house and her little sister opens the door and invites him to come inside, she tells him she loves him and that she wants to -blam!- him, he goes outside, Into his car and his girlfriend comes out and says "you are the one!" And hugs him, moral of the story, always leave your condom in your car
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1 ReplyReligion [spoiler]3edgy5u[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI heard nothing could kill me. So I found nothing and killed it first.
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A drunk newfie stumbles across a genius lamp, and rubs it. He says to the genie... I wish I had a bottle if beer that never runs out. The genie gives him the bottle. He chugged it down, and to his surprise, it's still full. Content, he walks away so the venue asks where he is going and says he still has 2 more wishes. So the newfie replies... I'll have 2 more of these! While pointing at the bottle.
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Two Irishmen walk out of a bar
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1 ReplyWhile examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen. "I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz," says the mortician, "But I can't send you to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity." The mortician removes the penis, places it in a jar and puts the jar in his briefcase. When he gets home, he decides to show it to his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he says, removing the jar from his briefcase. "Oh my God!" she screams, "Schwartz is dead!"
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This game.[spoiler]#satire[/spoiler]
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Why did Sally fall off the swings? [spoiler]Because she doesn't have any arms[/spoiler]
