Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? [spoiler]just one, but the light bulb has to want to change[/spoiler]
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There was this blind man He was walking through a fish market He took a big whiff of the air "Ssssssssssssss" He then said Good evening ladies
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The epic duck is coming
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An Irishman walks out of a bar... No it really happened!
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Why was Van Gouh a painter? [spoiler]he didn't have an ear for music :3 [/spoiler]
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Edited by breen: 6/21/2015 12:05:48 AMA girl came up to her father one day with a question. "Daddy, my boyfriend said something I didn't understand today. He said I have a nice front bumper, a nice back bumper, and a nice trunk." "Well daughter, just tell him If he opens the trunk and fills the gas tank, I WILL BREAK HIS EXAUST PIPE."
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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? [spoiler]He got hit by a truck[/spoiler]
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Why are a titans eyes dry?[spoiler]because he can't blink[/spoiler]
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Okay, well, there's this sea cucumber...
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A seal walked into a club...
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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left side cut off? [spoiler]He's dead. :|[/spoiler]
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A Titan walks into a fallen bar and notices that it is empty except for a pair of dregs hiding under a table. He asked the Bar Servitor why it's so empty tonight. The Bar Servitor tells him about the big ether shortage caused by all the ruckus that Skolas made in his crazy plan. The Titan gave a sad shake of his head and said "I guess you're down to your last dregs." Then he wiped out the bar with a fist of havok.
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There was a dick I replied to his thread
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Have you heard the one about the Jew dropping the quarter? Neither have I
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So I walked into a bar...
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Iggy's rap career.... Young thugg's rap career Got wit a girl named coca and she made me nut.... Call dat coconut! Lel
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What's the highest number a black guy can count to? [spoiler]Life in prison[/spoiler]
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Edited by Rimidalv Nisom: 6/6/2015 2:05:44 AMHow do they seperate the men from the boys in the navy? [spoiler]with a crowbar.[/spoiler]
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why did jesus stop playing hockey
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How do you spell lana backwards?😊😃😄 😁😅😂😂😂😂😂 [spoiler][/spoiler] ANAL 😂😂😂😂😂
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What do you call a petite psychic who just escaped from jail? [spoiler]a small medium at large :D [/spoiler]
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Your life
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Why did the white family go to a black family's garage sale? [spoiler]To get there stuff back[/spoiler] What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? [spoiler]A bench can support a family[/spoiler] What's the most popular subject black family's get there kids names from? [spoiler]Things they can't afford-.-[/spoiler] What do you call a black man on a church? [spoiler]holy shit-.-[/spoiler] What's the best thing black guys are best at serving when dating your daughter? [spoiler]25 years to life.-.[/spoiler] Yeah I'm racist to black people ^-^
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Or the holocaust
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Women's rights
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Feminism.