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Edited by Eigerphant:
8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke
Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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1 ReplyFeminism.
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DEEZ NUTZ
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea stew? [spoiler]You can't pea roast stew[/spoiler]
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What did the bartender say to the horse? [spoiler]I'm gonna ride you like a horse[/spoiler]
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What are Mario's overalls made out of? [spoiler]denim denim denim[/spoiler]
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Women's rights
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3 RepliesWhy do midgets laugh when they run? [spoiler]The grass tickles their balls.[/spoiler]
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How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb? [spoiler]none they can't change anything[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhy did the boy fall off his bike [spoiler]his mum threw a fridge at him[/spoiler] Why did the boy fail his math test [spoiler]because his mum threw a fridge at him[/spoiler] Why was the boy seriously injured in his driveway [spoiler]because his mum ran him over with a truck full of fridges[/spoiler] Why do elephants paint there balls red [spoiler]too hide in cherry trees[/spoiler] What's the loudest noise in the jungle [spoiler]giraffes eating cherries[/spoiler]
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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?[spoiler]because he got hit by a bus[/spoiler] Why did Sally fall off the swings[spoiler]because she had no arms or legs[/spoiler] Knock knock.. Who's there [spoiler]not Sally [/spoiler]
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What do you call two horses that live next to each other? [spoiler]Neigh-bors[/spoiler]
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All of these other comments are really funny
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? [spoiler]because he was dead[/spoiler]
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What do you get when you mix an African and a Viet?[spoiler]vinegar[/spoiler]
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How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? [spoiler]I dunno, but it certainly isn't 7 because my light bulb isn't changed[/spoiler]
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What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead baby's [spoiler]my erection [/spoiler]
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Edited by Neededsphere196: 5/26/2015 9:47:50 PMIts not ræp[spoiler]its a struggle snuggle [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyAnd god said to john, "John, come forth and receive eternal life." [spoiler]But John came fifth and won the toaster.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Crucial : 5/26/2015 2:30:18 PMBungie Playstation
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4 RepliesWhat's worse than stubbing your pinky toe?[spoiler]the holocaust[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWhat is the difference between a baby and an orange? [spoiler]I don't -Blam!- an orange in between peeling it's skin off and eating it.[/spoiler]
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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into." Now wipe that smile off your face.
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Why did the girl fall off the swing? [spoiler]She didn't have any arms![/spoiler]
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I rang up the supermarket to see if they had any supplies. Them: Hello, how can we help? Me: Do you have cotton balls? Them: Yes. Me: Does it tickle when you walk?
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What do Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela have in common? They both died pushing 95.
