Why did they bury the fireman behind the hill?

America

Destiny has a storyline.

In gonna get hate for this one. How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? [u][/u] [spoiler]trick question [/spoiler] [spoiler]feminists can't change anything. [/spoiler]

Glen miller was on a plane and didnt know it was going to crash...Whats the last thing that went through glen millers mind? [spoiler]the propeller![/spoiler]

Most of the time I go to my room, lie down on my bed, look up at the stars and wonder, where the f@ck is the roof!!

Not my best, but the only one I can think of right now: So there were 4 men flying in a plane over the ocean and it went down (must have been a Malaysia Airlines flight). Luckily they crashed near an island and they swam ashore. As the 4 men were recovering on the beach a war party of the island's natives came upon them carrying spears and bows. The natives told the men "Do as we say and we won't kill you. Now each of you go into the jungle and bring us some fruit." The task was easy enough so the 4 men went into the jungle. Soon the first man came out carrying an apple. He gave it to the natives and they told him, "Stick that whole fruit into your ass and we'll let you live in our village and marry one of our women, fail and we'll cut off your head." Left with no choice the first man tried to stick the apple up his ass, but he couldn't do it so they chopped off his head. After a short while the second man emerged carrying a banana, The natives told him the same thing, but try as he might he couldn't get the last bit of stem up his ass so they chopped off his head. At last the third man came out of the jungle carrying just a handful of berries. He was told to stick them up his ass too, so he sat down and started popping them in one at a time. He had only one more to go when suddenly he laughed and all the berries came flying out of his ass, leading the natives to chop off his head. Now in the afterlife the 3 dead men reunite and one of them asks the third man, "You almost made it. You had just one more berry to put up your ass, why did you laugh?" and the third man replied: "I saw Jerry walk out of the jungle carrying a -blam!-ing pineapple."

Carlos has 300 candy bars. He eats 295 of them. What does Carlos have now? [spoiler]he has diabetes. Carlos has diabetes[/spoiler]

I'm an expert at knock knock jokes Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family was killed in a car accident

A pirate walks into a bar with the wheel of a ship stuck to the front of his pants. The bartender says "Damn, that looks uncomfortable." The pirate says "Arrr, it's driving me nuts."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the dumb guy's house. Knock Knock. Who's there? [spoiler]The chicken.[/spoiler]

What do you call a dog with no legs? [spoiler]It doesn't matter. He isn't coming.[/spoiler]

Why did Hitler kill himself? [spoiler] He saw his gas bill [/spoiler]

"Mommy, why is my backpack so heavy?" "allauh akhbar, sweetie"