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Edited by Eigerphant:
8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke
Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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Gay marriage.
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3 RepliesHilary Clinton as president.
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How many turns does a baby make in the microwave before it pops? I don't know, I can't count when I masturbate.
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What's 9 inches long, slightly purple, and will make any woman scream in the night? Crib death.
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Women's rights.
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1 ReplyHow does a black woman fight crime... She has an abortion.
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1 ReplyHow do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday? By putting flowers on the grave.
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2 RepliesEdited by armadyloh: 5/4/2015 11:18:42 PMI'd tell u a joke about my D but it's too long
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4 RepliesEdited by FoxTrottts: 5/3/2015 11:31:17 PMWhat do you call 1 black man on the moon? A problem. What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem. What do you call 10,000 black men on the moon? A problem. What do you call 1,000,000 black men on the moon? A problem. What do you call every black man on the moon? A problem solved.
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You're adopted
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What did the blue say to the red? [spoiler]Wanna make purple[/spoiler]
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DEEZ NUTZ GOT EMM!!!!!
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2 RepliesWhy did little suzie fall off the swings? [spoiler]Because she had no arms.[/spoiler] Knock, Knock Who's there? [spoiler]Not Suzie.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat do parents in Kenya do for their children's first birthday? [spoiler] put flowers on the grave[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat did the blind man get for Christmas [spoiler]"a car"[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhy did Billy drop his ice cream cone?[spoiler]He got hit by a bus[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWhere did Josh go during the bombing? [spoiler] Everywhere[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? [spoiler]He flushed[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWhere did Sally go during the bombings? [spoiler]everywhere[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat do you call a Vietnamese guy with three dogs. [spoiler]A rancher [/spoiler]
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Deez nuts
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Your mom goes to college.
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6 RepliesI'm friends with Paul Walker on Xbox, but he just sits on the dashboard all day
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3 Replies
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2 RepliesWhat do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?
