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Edited by Eigerphant:
8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke
Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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What if God made a world in a jacket where would the black people live?[spoiler]In the Hood[/spoiler]
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What's the difference between prison and school? [spoiler]you feel free when you get out of prison [/spoiler]
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How do you make a clown sad? [spoiler]Kill his family.[/spoiler]
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What did the blood donor say go the phlebotomist when he looked concerned about the quality of the blood? [spoiler]B+![/spoiler]
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A paraplegic gets on the ground and breaks dance. [spoiler]Oh wait a second...[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesJust look at your girlfriend oh wait you don't have one
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1 ReplyNot mine, but funny... How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb?[spoiler]clearly not 3, because my basement is still dark. [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Chaddercheese16: 4/27/2015 2:28:23 AM[spoiler]womens' rights[/spoiler] ^read at your own risk^ Want to hear a construction joke? [spoiler]Sorry, I'm still working on it.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhy did paul walker cross the the road[spoiler]because he wasnt wearing a seatbelt [/spoiler]
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What happens when the cow tries to jump over the barbed wire fence? [spoiler]Utter Destruction.[/spoiler]
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Feminism [spoiler]HAHAHAHAHA[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by PotatoLaunchers: 4/24/2015 5:11:02 AMDo u wanna know how to keep an idiot in suspense? [spoiler] [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by bboy 9d2: 3/21/2015 4:20:07 PMWhat's the hardest thing for a pedophile?[spoiler]fitting in[/spoiler]
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What's long, hard, and makes waking odd-looking? [spoiler]A prosthetic leg[/spoiler]
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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? [spoiler]gloves[/spoiler]
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Why can't you hear Rabbits having sex? [spoiler]Because they have Cotton Balls[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat do you call a mushroom at a party??? [spoiler]A FUNGI[/spoiler]
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2 Replies*Clears throat* Your mother
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Whats 12 inchs long and makes woman cry?? Cot death What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes.. Nothing you already told her twice
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2 RepliesYou dank is like twilight's movies: It may be long but not good.
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1 ReplyWomen's rights.
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I dont know any...
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Why do shower heads have 12 holes? [spoiler]jews only have 10 fingers[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyGirl do you have a sync plate in your pant? [spoiler]because my spire is rising.[/spoiler]
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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? [spoiler] The Wheelchair [/spoiler]
