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Edited by Eigerphant:
8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke
Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? [spoiler] The Wheelchair [/spoiler]
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5 Replies*dick joke* *applause and laughter*
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4 RepliesEdited by BeefedCorn6297: 3/13/2015 3:40:26 AMWhy was six afraid of seven [spoiler]seven is a register six offender[/spoiler]
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I can only imagine what the parents of the children lost in the shooting are going through. [spoiler]probably coffin brochures[/spoiler]
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6 Replieswhats the best thing about twenty eight year olds? [spoiler]theres twenty of them[/spoiler]
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What's the difference between a woman and a catfish? [spoiler]ones a bottom feeding scum sucker and the others a fish.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyTrucker walks into a whore house, and slaps down $2000, "I want your worst girl, and a baloney Sam'itch". The madam responds "for that kinda cash, you can have my two best girls, and a seven course meal". The trucker looks at her, and says " Honey, I'm homesick not horny".
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2 RepliesWhat do you call a mexican smoking weed? A baked bean.
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4 RepliesMy username (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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3 RepliesA boy walks into a whore store and walks up to the counter "I want your best woman in your finest room" The clerk looks over the counter and asks how old he is, he replies 7. The clerk then goes on to say, your too young come back in 7 years, until then practice on a hollow tree. The kid nods and leaves only to return 7 years later. He repeats himself. "I need your best woman in your finest room" The clerk says the same, come back in 7 years, until then practice on a hollow tree. 7 years later the now 21 year old boy walks in, repeats himself and finally gets the finest woman in their best room. He walks in to find the beauty spread wide open for him, and he grins making his way to her, but stops. He looks around and finds a broom. The whore thought okay, this could be fun in till he starts to violently slam it into her. After she manages escape she looks to him "What the he'll?" she exclaimed. He shrugged. "Checking for squirells"
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1 ReplyYou know what's a joke!? [spoiler]<Insert your race/gender/religion>[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesBump for later
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Whats white smooth white and tasty [spoiler]its Eggs[/spoiler][spoiler]what were you thinking HOW WOULD YOU KNOW IT WAS SMOOTH![/spoiler]
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Edited by Gamur Wenus: 4/21/2015 5:07:03 AMDo you have a map?[spoiler]I got lost on my way to your mom's house[/spoiler] Do you know what time it is?[spoiler]I don't want to be late to your mom's house[/spoiler] Do you have a toilet?[spoiler]I got to take a shít[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhat's white and sticky [spoiler]glue[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesHere's a destiny one Why can't you here a psion use the restroom [spoiler]because the p is silent XD[/spoiler]
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Logfish.
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10 Replies>work at a high end restaurant >sous chef is a hard-ass german guy, like fifty if my memory doesn't fail me >get idea >i work at a pizza parlor, so cans of apple juice come in for little kid birthdays and schtuff >open the stove, preheat to 500 degrees F and slide like three cans in around opening time >threeminuteslater.jpeg >"VAT IS ZAT HISSING" >clearly audible from dining area >chef opens et >"VY ARE ZE JEWSE IN ZE OVIN, TAKE ZE JEWSE OUT OF ZE OVEN" >customers leave promptly >get to go home early because business was so bad >krautchef never found out it was me i still lul softly to this day
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1 Replywhy did sarah fall of the swings because she had no arms joke teller : knock knock recipient; who's there? joke teller: one things for sure, its not sarah
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1 Reply[spoiler]women's rights[/spoiler]
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OP isn't a faggo[i]t[/i]
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Destiny.
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Yo mama
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4 RepliesI was gonna say a joke about Alzheimer's...but I forgot it...
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3 RepliesFeminism
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U are banned irl
