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Edited by Eigerphant:
8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke
Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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U are banned irl
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18 Replieswhy did pirates mark the x spot? they shoulda marked it with a g
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Obama care
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Your neck
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What do you call the child of an African American person and an Asian person? A bumble bee
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1 ReplyPeople like grapes.
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Racist joke incoming, if you are easily offended and don't have a sense of humor then skip this post. [spoiler][/spoiler] What's a Mexicans favorite sport? A:Cross Country
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What's the hardest part when killing a baby? [spoiler]my dick[/spoiler]
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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
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4 RepliesDid you hear about that guy who lost his left arm and left leg? [spoiler]It's OK. He's all RIGHT now![/spoiler] Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? [spoiler]Niether have they.[/spoiler] What's better than winning the Special Olympics? [spoiler]Not being retarded.[/spoiler] Why'd the boy drop his icecream? [spoiler]He was hit by a bus.[/spoiler]
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13 RepliesHere's my worst pick up line: Hey baby, did you fall from Heaven? [spoiler]because so did Satan[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyFreedom
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6 Repliesif an illegal immigrant and a pedophile get into a fight, would it be alien vs predator.
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4 RepliesWhy did the man with no arms fall off his bike? [spoiler]someone threw a washing machine at him[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by tuster56: 4/20/2015 9:27:40 PMHow do you make a clown sad? [spoiler]kill his family[/spoiler]
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How do you get a clown off the swings? [spoiler]hit him with an axe[/spoiler]
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Your mother
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Why can't dinosaurs song the alphabet [spoiler]cause there dead *drops mic*[/spoiler]
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a broken pencil is pointless
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Not so great at the crucible and you need that exotic bounty here's a pro tip. Pitch up a tent boy and start camping.
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Can you find the black one? ○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○ No. Because he's a human, just like the rest of us. [spoiler]Just kidding, he's in jail[/spoiler]
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Our society
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Supah hot fiya..... [spoiler]I SPIT DAT[/spoiler] Two and a half men......[spoiler]I WATCH DAT[/spoiler] Hearts? I break dat. Samples from Costco? [spoiler]I TAKE DAT!!!!!!![/spoiler] MLGMLGMLGMLGMLGMLGMLGMLGMLGMLGMLGMLG
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2 RepliesI heard there's a secret chest on the vault of glass that contains the rest of Destiny's story
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Why did the hipster die in the lava. Because he was in it before it was cool!
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Our government
