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Edited by Eigerphant:
8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke
Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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1 ReplyAmine joke incoming Why couldn't goku summon the Shenron? [spoiler]he didn't have the dragonballs to do it[/spoiler]
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Donald Trump.
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3 RepliesWhats black and doesn't work? [spoiler]half of London[/spoiler] Why don't black people go on cruises? [spoiler]they're not falling for that one again[/spoiler] If there are three apples on the table and Jamal takes two apples, [spoiler]What colour is Jamal?[/spoiler]
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1 Replywhat do you call a kid in a wheel chair that has been lit on fire? [spoiler]hot wheels[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesSteve Irwin died as he lived... [spoiler]With animals in his heart[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhat do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer[spoiler]ash[/spoiler]whats the hardest gym leader for a Jewish Pokemon trainer[spoiler]misty[/spoiler]
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P.S. Your vagina's in the sink.
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1 ReplyWhy was 6 afraid of 7?[spoiler]Because 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 99! 7 Was really hungry.[/spoiler]
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http://imgur.com/a/voRBc Not my best, but funny.
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What do you get when you cross a solar Titan and a Crota's end Shotgun? A swordbreaker. That's 2/3 of a pun because P-U, that joke stinks
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Why should I write a joke [u]when my whole life is one?[/u]
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What's Orange and sounds like a parrot? [spoiler]a carrot[/spoiler]
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The distribution of wealth...everywhere. Ba-dum-tsss
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"We fixed the loot systems"
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6 RepliesIf you like jokes there's a whole book of them. It's called the bible.[spoiler]Don't hate me it's a joke.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Spooky Kazoo Kid: 10/9/2015 11:44:04 AMWhat do you call a owl who can time travel? [spoiler]Doctor Hoo[/spoiler]
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Also this- Your mom is like a shotgun- one cock and she explodes
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Female rights. ;)
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Dad* I'm coming back son don't worry
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1 ReplyWhats the moons diameters cow fossil? [spoiler]Hoodini[/spoiler] [spoiler]I don't like vanoss[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWomen's rights [spoiler]had to Snickers evily*[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhat do jesus and a picture frame have in common? [spoiler]They are both hung with nails.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyPeople find joke about people in wheelchairs offensive but I find them WHEELY funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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4 RepliesEdited by GammaF88: 5/21/2015 5:18:47 PMThis one's a multi-parter, so stick with me. A plane takes off of the runway with 500 bricks onboard. Halfway through the flight it loses one brick. How many bricks are left on the plane? [spoiler]499[/spoiler] How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? [spoiler]Open up the door and put it in.[/spoiler] How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? [spoiler]Open up the door, take the elephant out, and put the giraffe in the refrigerator.[/spoiler] The lion king calls a meeting of all of the animals in the jungle. Every single animal shows up except one. Which one is it? [spoiler]The giraffe. He's in the refrigerator.[/spoiler] A woman comes to a river in the jungle infested with crocodiles. How does she get across? [spoiler]She swims across. All of the crocodiles are at the meeting.[/spoiler] She only makes it halfway across, though. Why? [spoiler]She gets hit by a brick.[/spoiler]
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37 RepliesI had Paul Walker on my xbox live friends list, but he was always on the dashboard :-D
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If you ever use anal beads, count them before you put them in, once your done, 're count them, if your missing one, be worried, if you've gained an extra, well, you've got a magic arsehole.
