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Edited by Eigerphant:
8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke
Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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Its all shïts and giggles until someone giggles and shïts
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1 ReplySomeone reply so I can come back later thx
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1 ReplyJoke: What's something a bench can that a black man can't Answer: Support a family
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3 RepliesWhat did the mermaid wear to math class? [spoiler]An algae-bra (algebra)[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI had got my ears pierce both off them and you know everybody say boy get left straight and right if gay so i got both and my friend says im gay because i got both and then my other friend was like no he's bi because he has both.
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3 RepliesWhat's green, slimy and smells like bacon? [spoiler]Kermit the Frogs' finger[/spoiler]
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Do you know where I was born on the side of the highway that's where most accidents happen
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How does a black woman know she's pregnant? [spoiler]all the cotton is picked off her tampon[/spoiler]
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Did you hear about the psychic midget that broke out of prison? Well be careful... [spoiler]There's a small medium at large.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesA priest,a lawyer,and three Boy Scouts and a pilot are on a plane. The plane is about to crash. The pilot says 'we only have enough parachutes for three people I think we should let the Boy Scouts go.' The lawyer says '-blam!- the Boy Scouts!' The priest says 'do we have time?'
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7 RepliesA Mexican, an Asian, a Irishman, and a Black guy are sharing a apartment. At 7:20 AM theres a horrible fire that immediately engulfs the apartment. Only the black guy dies. When the arson investigator asks why there was only one casualty in the fire, the neighbors reply [spoiler]Everyone else was at work[/spoiler]
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Why do Jews watch porn backwards? [spoiler]Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Undiminishable: 2/17/2015 9:31:14 AMQ: What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? [spoiler]A: if we work together we can stop this crap![/spoiler]
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5 RepliesQ. What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A. 50 pounds Q. What food kills a women's sex drive? A. Wedding cake Q. How do you turn a fox to a elephant? A. Marry it Q. What do you tell I women with 2 black eyes? A. Nothing you told her twice. Disclaimer... To all the lady's these are meant as purely a joke. Q. How do you stop a women from b$tching? A. Give her two slices of bread, her women's instinct will kick in and make you a sandwich.
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Deej says "we are listening"
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1 Reply
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2 RepliesMy love life
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All mine are racist
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Why was the army tired? [spoiler]Because they just went through a 31 day march...[/spoiler]
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I don't trust atoms they make up everything. Budum tiss Thank u very much
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7 RepliesJokes about 9/11 are just plane wrong...
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Sure, but before that, did you hear. The money makers broken.[spoiler]I know, it just doesn't make any [i]cents[/i][/spoiler]
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8 RepliesWhy was the mushroom invited to the party? [spoiler]because he was a fungi (fun guy)[/spoiler]
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Whats a blind german called? [spoiler]a Not see[/spoiler]
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Ready? [spoiler]Destiny.[/spoiler]
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Yo mama so hairy, you got rug burn when you were born
