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Edited by Eigerphant:
8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke
Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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2 Replieswhy'd the chicken cross the road??? [spoiler]TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!![/spoiler] [spoiler]hahahahahaha...[/spoiler] [spoiler]why's nobody else laughing?[/spoiler]
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1 ReplySo a xanax addict walks into a bar
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Edited by I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I: 3/9/2015 8:46:34 PMWhat's black on the top and white on the bottom? [spoiler]r.a.p.e[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWant to know the biggest joke?[spoiler]"womens rights" :)[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by vash415: 3/8/2015 6:06:52 PMWhat do you call a snail on a ship? A SNAILOR
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Whos the poorest person in West Virginia? [spoiler]the tooth fairy[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesOne day i was driving and doing donuts in my car a cop pulled me over your probaly wondering who names their dog "donuts"
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Edited by not pink: 3/9/2015 7:00:58 PMMy best joke is...[spoiler]your mom[/spoiler]
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Who is the coolest person in hospital[spoiler]the ultrasound guy[/spoiler]
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What's red and invisible [spoiler]no tomatoes[/spoiler]
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Gay rights
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1 ReplyQ: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? A: None
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Whats my favorite meal? [spoiler]chipotle[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHow many babies does it take to paint a wall?[spoiler]1 depending on how hard you throw it[/spoiler] What worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree?[spoiler] 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees[/spoiler] Why is six afraid of seven? [spoiler]six can't be afraid of seven numbers can't have feelings.[/spoiler] How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber [spoiler]ask them to pronounce this word |unionized|[/spoiler] Did you hear about the scientist that reached absolute zero?[spoiler] He's 0K now[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesBlonde joke incoming, just a warning. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were on a boat. The boat had run out of gas far out at sea. The brunette scanning the horizon saw an island and decided to swim to it. She swam a quarter of the way, drowned, and died. Thirty minutes later the redhead decided to swim to the island. She swam half the way, drowned, and died. Another thirty minutes later the blonde decided to swim towards the island. She swam half-way there, got tired, and swam back.
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Yo mama so fat, her splash attack does damage. #pokemon
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My life.
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5 RepliesWomen's rights
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9 RepliesChuck Norris once threw a grenade, it killed 50 people. After, the grenade blew up.
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What did the Mexican fireman name his 2 sons? Hose A and Hose B
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Edited by fraggumz: 3/9/2015 2:58:48 AMThis cracks me up every time I see it
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My birth
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It used to be called a jumpoline until your mom got on it.
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1 ReplyCrota says I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took a couple rockets and a sword to the knee
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Edited by Apollo: 3/9/2015 6:19:40 AMInb4Destiny
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? [spoiler]no eye deer[/spoiler] What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? [spoiler]still no eye deer[/spoiler]
