Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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Why does the christian throw away a tv with a stain on it? Because the devil is in the details
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What is Rahool's favorite genre in music?[spoiler]The blues[/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris teleports Atheon.
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Alright heres best joke[spoiler]EA[/spoiler]
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Let's not make gay jokes. Come on guys!
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What's the difference between a black person and a bench?[spoiler]a bench can support a family[/spoiler]
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My life. (._.)
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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting pirate. Interrupting pir---- ARRRR
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United States of "America"
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Two fonts walk into a bar, the bartender says, “We don't want your TYPE here"
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ub3Cm0V_Z8w This cracks me up everytime
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Black people are humans
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender "what are the prices?" The bartender replies "for you? No charge."
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Op is not a fgt?
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Why are they called black people? I mean, they're not really...people.
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What do you call a store full of black guys? [spoiler]a black market...[/spoiler] Not my best but I thought it was good...kek
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So the other night I was balls deep in this guy, he looks back and says give me a kiss, and I'm thinking myself what a fag
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Homeless man shot by cops? [spoiler]Well, at least the bullets found a new home.[/spoiler]
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Women's rights
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I would tell you my joke and talk to you, but I'd rather have type 2 diabetes.
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Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? He's a small medium at large.
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I bought a pair of shoes off my drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with because iv been tripping all day
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Want to hear a gjallerhorn joke? Oh wait... You might not get it.
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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just kidding, feminists can't change anything...
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My dick was in the world record book until the librarian told me to take it out :)
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Why did Sally fall off the swing? [spoiler]she has no arms![/spoiler] Knock, Knock. Who's there? [spoiler]Not sally![/spoiler]