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Edited by Eigerphant:
8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke
Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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Why did Sally fall off the swing? [spoiler]she has no arms![/spoiler] Knock, Knock. Who's there? [spoiler]Not sally![/spoiler]
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Where does the captain put his armies? [spoiler]In his sleevies![/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWhy were the army recruiters so cold in Midget Town? [spoiler]Because every time they opened their doors, a little draft came in.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?[spoiler]Roberto[/spoiler]
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Bring me a bucket and ill show you a bucket
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8 RepliesHey, stop making jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather fell of his guard tower.
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Op's sex life
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them
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What do you call a giraffe with a short neck? [spoiler]All credit to Bo Burnham: A deer[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesUniversal Remote
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6 RepliesTheres a mexican, a black guy and a white guy.. a geenie agrees to grant them each one wish.. the mexican asks for all of his people to be happy and in mexico. so POOF.. the wish is granted. the black guy asks for all of his people to be happy and back in africa. POOF.. the wish is granted. the geenie finally goes up to the white guy and says, "what will your wish be?" the white guy says,"you mean to tell me that all of the blacks and mexicans are out of the country?" the geenie says,"of course! that is what they wished for!" so the white guy says,"then i guess i will have a coke." Bonus points if you know what movie this is from.
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Did you know if Buzz and Woody were his mom's toys they'd be named the same thing?
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1 ReplyJesus walks into a hotel and lays 2 nails on the desk and says "put me up for the night?"[spoiler]a pastor told me this joke lol[/spoiler]
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Why are pills white? [spoiler]Because they work.[/spoiler] Racist jokes are terrible...
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[b]HOW DO JEWS GET TO WORK?[/b] [spoiler][b]THE WIND[/b][/spoiler]
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[b]HOW DO YOU SCARE A BLACK MAN?[/b] [spoiler][b]A POSITIVE PREGNANCY TEST[/b][/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI couldn't get to the choppa / ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ＿ノ ヽ ノ ＼＿ `/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ ( (三ヽ人 / | | ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／ ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 /ﾐ`ー―彡ヽ / ヽ_／ \
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So I walked into a bar and said...
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Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?
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What do you call a black guy on a swing: [spoiler]depends on what his name is you racist bastard[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhy don't fat people like to go to Heaven? [spoiler]Because they have to take the stair way[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by caitras: 3/3/2015 3:37:16 AMTwo guys walk into a bar... (Continue the joke)
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3 RepliesWhy did crota not go down[spoiler]crotas end has to many glitches [/spoiler]
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Girl: So what do you do for a living? Guy: I kill ghosts Girl: We'll I haven't seen any ghosts before Guy: ALL IN A DAY'S WORK!!!
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Women's rights.
