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Edited by Eigerphant:
8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke
Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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Women's rights.
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Edited by Jones Burr: 3/3/2015 3:54:20 AMWhy do cow wear bells? Because their horns don't work. [spoiler]5 Internets to anyone who knows what this is from.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesEdited by Magikarp: 3/3/2015 3:51:37 AMWhat looks like corncake? [spoiler]your face[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesSo one night this guy was praying... [spoiler]Thats the joke[/spoiler]
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My sister
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2 RepliesScottish independence.
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Hilary Clinton get in the kitchen and get me a sandwich!!
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Edited by KentuckY_Jelly: 3/2/2015 9:03:56 PMWhat does a cue ball and a mexican have in common?[spoiler]the harder you hit em the more english you get out of them[/spoiler]
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The jews
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Me with jokes? Lol yeah right.
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Are you joking?
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Edited by VII: 3/2/2015 1:47:11 AMI'm pretty sure every one has heard these. But WTF. I'll do it anyway. Why did the fox cross the road? [spoiler]to eat the chicken in the other side[/spoiler] Why did the goose cross the road? [spoiler]because the chicken was on vacation[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesI have a good knock-knock joke. You start.
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Destiny.
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An American goes to Japan to close a big business deal. The night before, he is very tense so he picks up a hooker in the hotel bar. She speaks no English, but they get their transaction settled and go to his room. In bed, she is wildly thrashing around screaming out a phrase in Japanese. The man figures she is loving it and tries to remember what she is yelling. The next day, he is playing golf with his Japanese customer. On the third tee, the Japanese man swings, the ball makes a beautiful arc, hits the green, bounces twice, rolls, and winds up right in the cup -- a hole in one! Thinking to impress his client, the man repeats the phrase he had heard so much the night before. The Japanese golfer eyes him and says, "What do you mean.... wrong hole?
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WARNING RACIST What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a pool? [spoiler]BEAN DIP[/spoiler]
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Me: why did the chicken cross the road? Derp: ? Me: to get to the idoits house, knock knock! Derp: who? Me: THE CHICKEN!!!! U the IDOIT beo
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1 ReplyWhy do pills work? [spoiler]because they are white[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyKnock knock
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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car, .."Carlos"
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Why did the chicken cross the road? [spoiler]To get to the fgts house [/spoiler] Knock Knock. Who's there?[spoiler]The chicken[/spoiler]
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Did you hear about the midget that escaped the insane asylum? He was considered a small medium at large.
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1 ReplyThree daughters sitting at home decide to ask their mother how they got their names. The oldest, Rose, asks: [i]"mum why am I called rose?"[/i] Mum replies: [i]"My dear beautiful rose when you were born a rose petal fell from your fathers flowers and landed on your forehead"[/i] The second, Brie, asks the same: [i]"Mum what about me?"[/i] Mum replies: [i]"My sweet Brie, when you were born a little bit of cheese from your fathers lunch fell onto your forehead" [/i] The third eager to find out her story too starts to ask: [i]"Gurgle gurgle gurgle mum-meh?"[/i] Mum replies: [i]"Oh shut up Beerfridge!"[/i]
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Edited by WillydaWonk : 2/28/2015 3:43:13 AMWhy do all the chicks love Jesus? Because he's hung like this
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Voting in China.
