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Edited by Eigerphant:
8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke
Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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Voting in China.
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5 RepliesWhy do people play Crossy road [spoiler][/to get the highest score!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!spoiler]
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Why did the monkey fall off the tree?[spoiler]because it was dead[/spoiler]
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Why did the Chicken cross the road? [spoiler] Because he was suicidal [/spoiler]
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What shoes do pedophiles wear? [spoiler]white vans[/spoiler]
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Football economy
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A man makes an unexpected bag joke to his friend and the man says "I bet you didn't see that coming"
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Whats better than winning the Special Olympics? [spoiler]Not being Retarded[/spoiler]
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What's faster than a black guy carrying a stolen tv? [spoiler]his son with the VCR[/spoiler]
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Why did God invent yeast infections? So a women knows what it's like living with an annoying C U Next Tuesday. Kek
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4 RepliesWhy don't jews like brussel sprouts? [spoiler]it gives them bad gas[/spoiler]
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Women's suffrage
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7 RepliesNo land beyond
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4 RepliesDo you know why America never knocks? [spoiler]cause freedom rings[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesA priest, a horse and a rabbi walk into a bar And the bartender says: [spoiler]what is this? Some kind of joke?!?[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesI had a joke, but then I phogoth it
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1 ReplyWomen's rights.
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2 RepliesEdited by hasty: 2/15/2015 5:43:30 PMWhy did the orange stop rolling down the hill? [spoiler]it ran out of juice[/spoiler] What's big green and sits in the corner crying? [spoiler]the incredible sulk[/spoiler] Why didn't the skeleton jump off the cliff? [spoiler]because it had no guts[/spoiler] Why did the chicken cross the road? [spoiler]to get to the ugly, smelly guy's house[/spoiler] Knock knock, Who's there? [spoiler]the chicken[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesMe: Why did the chicken cross the road? Friend: *rolls eyes* I dunno, why? Me: To get to the -blam!-'s house Me: Knock knock. Friend: Whos there Me: The chicken
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3 RepliesThe wedding was so emotional,even the cake was in tiers
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How do you pick up Jewish chicks? [spoiler]with a dustpan[/spoiler]
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Edited by bluelightning375: 2/23/2015 8:27:08 PMWhy did the telemarketer cross the road [spoiler]to sell the chicken life insurance[/spoiler]
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Destiny was worth the money
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YOUR MOM
