Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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YOUR MOM
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Your life.
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Destiny is the best story line I've ever read, like seriously consider philebus was ok for a first novel but has nothing on the first attempt by actibungie and this amazing destiny beta...
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SharePlay
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Edited by Th3 BlueGh0st: 2/23/2015 1:30:14 AMThe amount of content in destiny [spoiler] (•_•) (•_•)>~◼️-◼️ (◼️-◼️)[/spoiler]
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I want to tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy..
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Obama admin.
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Women rights
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Women's rights
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Three Titans enter a room. Intellect increases by two (I'm the Titan with zero intellect).
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You Rahooly want to hear mine? They're mostly puns.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ][/spoiler]
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[spoiler][ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[spoiler]
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You[spoiler]jk[/spoiler]
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[i]Pika, pi pikachu. PIKA, PI PIKACHU! PI PI!!!! [/i]
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Get to the choppa / ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° _ノ ヽ ノ \_ `/ `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y ヽ ( (三ヽ人 / | | ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ ノ ヽ___>、___/ |( 王 ノ〈 /ミ`ー―彡ヽ / ヽ_/
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I used to be afraid of bridges..... I got over it.
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There was a man standing on a bridge when Santa comes up to him and says "hello what're you doing all alone up here" the man replies "I'm going to kill myself" Santa asks "may I ask why?" And the man replies "well my wife's leaving me and I lost my job and my car" Santa says "well I'll fix all that you're wife is waiting at home you're car is safely parked in your garage and you'll be promoted at work tomorrow" the man says " thank you so much if there's anything I can do" Santa interrupts "actually yes there is you can pull down your pants and let Santa have his go" the man starts to complain but Santa says "after all I've done with you?" So the man says ok and pulls down his pants after Santa finishes the man pulls up his pants and Santa asks "how old are you" the man replies "37" Santa says "you're 37 an still believe in Santa clause?!"
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How do you know if a drummer is at your front door? [spoiler]the knocking speeds up[/spoiler] How do you get the drummer to leave? [spoiler]pay him for the pizza [/spoiler]
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-Did you fall from heaven? Because youre beautiful :3 - no, but i did scratched my knees when crawled out of hell.
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English class
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Call of duty
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You are so alone, you are like the raids in destiny.... no match making
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Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party? [spoiler]To find a tight seal![/spoiler]
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Whats black and white at the same time [spoiler]interacial sex[/spoiler]
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A man asks his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?" His wife says, "Take half and leave your ass!" The man replies, "Great! I won 12 bucks, here is six, now get out!"