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Edited by Eigerphant:
8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke
Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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A man asks his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?" His wife says, "Take half and leave your ass!" The man replies, "Great! I won 12 bucks, here is six, now get out!"
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Why did the picture go to jail. Cause it was framed.
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4 RepliesPlayer logs onto Destiny, warps to tower to see if Xur finally sells Gjallarhorn. Here's the punchline. ...... 'Wait for it!"
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Edited by vash415: 2/21/2015 10:12:11 AMThe difference between harry potter and a jew? Harry came out if the chamber of secrets. Hitler"i said a glass of juice" not gas the jews Whats faster then a speeding bullet? A jew with a coupon
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wanna hear a destiny joke?!? [spoiler]hold on ill tell you but there's to much lag.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWhat does a chain saw say to a black guy?[spoiler]RuunnnNigggga-blam!--blam!-runnnnn[/spoiler]
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feminism
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3 RepliesMe: hey Seahawks want to win the Super Bowl? Seahawks: naw I'll pass
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6 RepliesWhat's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? [spoiler]the wheelchair[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesHow do you stop a Mexican tank? [spoiler]you shoot the Mexicans who are pushing it[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesYo mamas so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook
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1 ReplyHow can you tell if a black guy used your computer? [spoiler]its gone[/spoiler]
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Why dont blacks celebrate thanksgiving...because kfc is closed on thanksgiving
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A Jewish guy gets a boner and walks into a wall what happens? He breaks his nose!
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1 ReplyHow many cops does it take to change a light bulb? [spoiler]they just beat the room for being black.[/spoiler]
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What do you get when you cross a man with a monkey? [spoiler]AIDS.[/spoiler]
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Id make a joke but bungie already made the best joke of all time [spoiler]Destiny[/spoiler]
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I hate explaining puns to kleptomaniacs [i]because they always take everything literally[/i] I had a scarecrow, and was trying to sell him. The buyer asked if he was good at scaring crows and I said [i]he's outstanding in his field[/i]. I asked my scarecrow how he was so good at it and he said [i]hay, it's in my jeans[/i] Why do they call it black friday? [spoiler]because everything's a [i]steal[/i][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? He doesn't know. He can't open it.
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1 ReplyWhats the difference between a boy scout and a jew
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Condoms
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Black people.
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4 RepliesWhat do you call crystal clear urine?
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3 RepliesWhat do you call two gay Irish men? [spoiler]paddy fitz murphy and murphy fitz paddy[/spoiler] Lol
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2 RepliesTwo moths sat on a wall. One says to the other "I'm off"
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Destiny is a complete game and needs no more work.........
