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Edited by Eigerphant:
8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke
Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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Destiny is a complete game and needs no more work.........
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1 ReplyHere's one: Xboxdotcom. JK: Why was the crashed ketchup truck covered in red liquid? [spoiler] Because it drove through a stockyard first.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesSo this white guy is taking a pee, and this huge black dude comes over to the urinal next to him. The white guy looks over and stares at the black guy, and says "man, the water sure Is cold!" In his high voice. The black guy then looks over slowly and says " ya, deep too".
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12 RepliesA teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.
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Notice: Useful for whiner posts *OP is complaining for real. No satire, 100% legitimate complaining* My response [spoiler]You should probably put down that... (• _ •) ( • _ •)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Glass of whine.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesI knew a destiny joke but I Phogoth it.
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[quote][b][i][u][spoiler]ayy lmao[/spoiler][/u][/i][/b][/quote]
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Edited by Enter Name Here: 2/19/2015 4:09:10 PMWomen's Rights [spoiler](This is a joke)[/spoiler] [spoiler]so I don't mean it or anything[/spoiler] [spoiler]plz don't kill me[/spoiler]
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My love life…
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OP is fgt [spoiler]I'm joking, love you <3[/spoiler]
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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a brick so shut the fu[i][/i]ck up
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You wanna go👊, You wanna go👊, U wanna go to McDonald's
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2 RepliesBest joke: women equal rights
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3 RepliesThese two women are sitting quietly...
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I used to own a night club called erectile dysfunction. [spoiler]it was a flop[/spoiler] [spoiler]no one came[/spoiler] Why doesn't barbie get pregnant? [spoiler]Ken always came in another box [/spoiler]
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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? [spoiler]a pizza doesn't scream when you put in the oven[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesOne day, a Russian, American, and Mexican were on a plane. The plane weighed too much, and it was going down, so people started throwing things out of the plane to lower the weight. The Russian takes an AK, and throws it out, saying, "I have too many of these in my country." The Mexican takes a shovel and throws it out, saying, "I have too many of these in my country." The American saw what these people were doing and decided to help out. He took the Mexican and threw him out of the plane, saying, "I have too many of these in my country."
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Here's my best joke [spoiler]Destiny[/spoiler]
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What's a pirate's favorite letter? [spoiler]the R[/spoiler] [spoiler]you think it's the R but it's tacky the C![/spoiler]
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Destiny's story
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Two homeless guys was walking through a farmer's field, they were both very hungry. The first homeless guy says to his friend, "hey I have an idea, I'll find the oldest, nastiest, most crusty piece of cow turd in this field, go to that farm house over their and ask for salt and pepper to eat it with" "how would that help?" the second homeless guy replies. "well, they would feel sorry for me and hopefully offer me a free meal! " "Great idea! Lets do it! " So after they find the most oldest, disgusting piece of Cow dung from the field, they knock on the door of the farm house and put on their saddest faces. The farmer's wife answers the door and the homeless guys launch into their plan. "excuse me mam, we are very hungry, could you spare us some salt and pepper to eat this? " holding up their rancid meal. "Oh dear God!" exclaimed the farmer's wife. "Don't eat them nasty crusty things! " "Go get a fresh one from the barn! "
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1 ReplyA woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
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How did the wizard escape from the police? He turned into an alleyway.
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2 RepliesIf the opposite of pro is con, is the opposite of progress congress? [spoiler]Yeah, its old. But I like it.[/spoiler]
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Why did god give women yeast inffections? [spoiler]so they know what its like to live with an irritating ㄷunㅜ once in awhile.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhat's brown and sticky? [spoiler]A stick.[/spoiler]
