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Edited by Eigerphant:
8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke
Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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2 RepliesWhat's brown and sticky? [spoiler]A stick.[/spoiler]
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I was gonna make a gay joke butt -blam!- it.
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My Sex Life
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Also Scared man, hungry man, and Latvian all walk into same bar, all is same man, also bar is gulag
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I went camping once. It was intense.
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2 RepliesSo this Mexican guy comes riding up to the border on his bicycle with two big sacks over his shoulders. He tells the border guard that the sacks are full of sand, but the guard doesn't believe him. The guard detains the guy, then rips open the bags--nothing but sand. he even has the sand analyzed only to find out that it really is just sand and the sack is just a plain old sack. Two days later, the same thing happens. And then it happens again, two days after that. Every time, the guy on the bike is carrying nothing but sand. This goes on for seven years. It drive the border guard crazy. He loses his job because of it. So, one day, he tracks the Mexican guy down and says to him:"I'm no longer a border guard, but I gotta know what is it you're smuggling? Because I know you're smuggling something." The guy smiles and says[spoiler]"Bicycles,Sucker"[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat do you call a cow with no legs?
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Friend- "Dude, that's so powerful." Me- "That's what she said!"
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1 ReplyDestinys story
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Yo mamma is so fat....... It's just a joke by itself because she is fat.[spoiler] FAT [/spoiler]
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Why are black people so tall? because their knee grows!
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Xür's stock
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Equal Rights....
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3 RepliesHow do you keep an idiot waiting?
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Women's rights
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Why did the chicken cross the road? [spoiler]To get to the other side, where it proceeded with it's mass genocide of ducks everywhere. Yeah, chickens are evil. [/spoiler]
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Extreme feminism..
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8 Replies
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What's long and black?[spoiler]The unemployment line.[/spoiler]
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[b]HOW DO YOU GET SOMEONE OFF YOUR SWING?[/b] [spoiler][b]THROW A REFRIGERATOR AT THEM[/b][/spoiler] [b]WHY WAS THE BOY UNABLE TO USE THE MONKEY BARS?[/b] [spoiler][b]BECAUSE HE HAD NO ARMS[/b][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWanna hear a joke about corn [spoiler]never mind it's too corny[/spoiler]
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What do Hurricane Katrina and the attack on the world trade centers have in common? 200,000 people that I don't know and I don't give a shit about. Worst joke I could think of on the spot.
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And then Tim started telling dead baby jokes...
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Xur selling gjalehorn
