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Edited by Eigerphant:
8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke
Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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Why did Simbas father die? [spoiler]Because he couldn't Mufasa.[/spoiler] [spoiler]i hate myself for liking this joke[/spoiler]
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1 ReplySocialism.
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You know what the best joke is[spoiler]you[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Knight4rtor1a5: 2/13/2015 3:54:23 PMEven as old as I am makes me laugh Dad; son I have a joke Son; lets hear it dad Dad; pussy Son; I don't get it Dad; I know
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Edited by anyposs: 2/14/2015 4:13:06 AMA clean butthole is a happy butthole. -Ghandi
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2 Repliesid tell a black joke, but thats just dark humor
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Girls can play games lol
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2 RepliesIt's not that I hate you. It's just that if I were in a room with you, hitler, and bin laden, and I had a gun with two bullets, I would shoot you twice.
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1 ReplyI mean, I want to say it, but it's really racist so no
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Did u here about the gay wizard he walked into a bar and dissapeared with a poof!
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Where does a scumbag keep his unemployment checks[spoiler]under his work boots [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyIf hitler was alive, what would he give his mistress for her birthday? An easy bake oven I had a joke about the summoning pits but I phogoth it...
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I have a Valentine xD .. I cri evrytiem
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My face :'(
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Want to hear a joke [spoiler]women's rights :)[/spoiler]
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Read my username
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1 ReplyWhats Brown And Sticky [spoiler]A Stick[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesEdited by Wolverine: 2/11/2015 3:19:51 AMOn a plane there are 5 people: a football player, a mental patient, a father, his son, and the pilot.The plane starts to go down and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out. That left 3 parachutes. The football player picks one up and says, " I have a game I have to get to." He jumps out. The mental patient goes over to get one and says, "I'm mental so I get one." He jumps out of the plane. The father looks at the sun and says, " son I don't know what we are going to do. I could try to hold you as we jump or something." The son looks at his dad and says, " it's alright dad, the mental kid took my back pack."
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Eric's penis.
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3 RepliesSo, there was a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy on a plane, the plane started to descend because of the weight and the three guys had to pick up something and throw it off the plane to stabilize the plane. The Black guy picked up his Jordan's and threw it off the plane then said: "We have too many of these in America" The Mexican guy picked up his lawnmower and threw it off the plane then said: "We have too many of these in America" The White guy dropped his item and picked up the Mexican guy then threw him of the plane then said: "We have too many of these in America
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3 RepliesEdited by SpaceJam: 2/12/2015 1:39:13 AM(Warning) THIS IS A LITTLE EXPLICIT [spoiler]So two drunks wanna drink but all they have is 50 cents. So gary (the first drunk) tells tom (the second drunk) that he has an idea. So gary and tom go and buy a hotdog with their 50cents. They then walk into a bar and ask the bartender for beers. The bartender brings gary and tom the beers and when they're all done drinking, the bartender says, "thats $5 boys". Gary tells tom about the plan and immediately drops to his knees while tom pushed the hotdog through his zipper. Gary then begins to suck the hotdog. The bartender yells, "ahhh get outta my bar fâggots"! So they run out and move on to the next bar. They do it again at the second bar. They get the beers and when they're done, gary drops down a sucks the hotdog. The bartender yells, ahhh get outta my bar fâggots". So gary and tom run out. They go on to do that for 10 more bars until they can barely walk. Gary drops down to his knees and says' "i don't think i can do this anymore tom, my knees are killing me from dropping to the ground so much". Tom stares at gary and cries, " you can't do this anymore? I lost the hotdog after the 3rd bar!!! [/spoiler]
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Yo mama is like a chicken coop[spoiler]has cocks going in and out of her all day[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhy do women have legs? [spoiler]have you seen the mess snails make?[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesEdited by xRADIOACT1V3x: 2/4/2015 1:38:24 AMA scientist is trying to send a few books from one spot to the next. As he places a few books he notices that they aren't reappearing. He slowly discovers that the machine only sends things back in time. As he throws a science textbook into the machine he noticed the world around him changed. And society had improved. He proceeds to throw several more science textbooks and other knowledge filled literature into the machine until he arrives in a futuristic city of wonder. There's no pollution, no war or violence, everyone is peaceful and lives in harmony. The man wonders what else he can throw in. He picks up his last book without reading the title and throws it into the machine. When he does, the world reverts to normal. The book is spat back out and he notices the title on the book [spoiler][b][i][u]The Holy Bible[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler] [spoiler]InB5ReligiousShitstorm[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesDid you fall from heaven? [spoiler]Cuz so did Satan.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesA young man sits with his grand father Grandfather: "ahh this recession, its sending us right down the sh!tter" Young man: "pshh tell me something I don't know!" Grandfather: "your old granny can take a fist right up to the elbow"
