Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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A young man sits with his grand father Grandfather: "ahh this recession, its sending us right down the sh!tter" Young man: "pshh tell me something I don't know!" Grandfather: "your old granny can take a fist right up to the elbow"
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What do you call a Mexican midget?[spoiler] a paragraph. Because he's not a full esse [/spoiler]
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Edited by Bazza The Merry: 2/13/2015 1:50:06 AMNickelback thinking they're a metal band
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America.
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The wnba
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What did one gay guy say to the other before he went on vacation. [spoiler]Let me pack your shit.[/spoiler]
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there's a mexican and a black guy in a car Who's driving? [spoiler]the cops[/spoiler]
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My girlfriend called me a pedophile and im like...those are some big words for a 7 year old
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Congress.
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So a horse walks into a bar... [spoiler]show me your tits[/spoiler]
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Your mama says: "you!"
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Republicans at a comedy bar be like: Obama care
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One time, a man trusted Seananners.
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France in WWII
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The United Colonies of American had an original government
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my dik size
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what's worse than the holocaust? 6,000,000 jews.
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What do you call a short Mexican [spoiler][iA paragraph][/i] because their not quite an ese [/spoiler]
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Two monkeys get in two a bath together ... One goes "WOO OU AHH AHH AH!" ..... They other goes "well put some cold in then "
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What's a alligator in a vest called? [spoiler]an investigator By dum chee [/spoiler]
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Women's rights bu-dum Che [spoiler] Jk[/spoiler]
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A Mexican, a Jew and a colored guy walk into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Get the f**k out.' -Gran Torino (great movie-watch it if you haven't seen it already)
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So a Priest, a Rabbi and and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. "Whoa!" the bartender bellows. "Is this the setup to a joke?" The regulars laugh heartily. "Yes, yes," chuckles the monk good-naturedly. "We get that a lot."
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What do you call an iron cat? A Fe-line [spoiler]for those who don't get it Fe is iron, just look at a periodic table.[/spoiler]