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Edited by Eigerphant:
8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke
Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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1 ReplyFeminism
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How high are Germans *n@zie salute* This high [spoiler]pls no hate [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThe Cleveland Browns
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3 RepliesWhy did the woman cross the road? [spoiler]who cares why was the [i]B[/i]itch out of the kitchen?[/spoiler]
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A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm. He says to the bartender, "I'll have a beer and one for the road."
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Women's rights.
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2 RepliesYour life
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1 Reply
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Biodome with Poly Shore
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People think I'm a bit... OFF
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(Pretends I got no idea is going on) hi
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That Awkward moment at the Feminist picnic where they all realize that nobody made sandwiches. Whats a sloots favorite direction? Down.
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MYSELF
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#Destiny
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2 RepliesI could tell you...
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So a couple walks in a bar and order drinks. The guy throws back his beer and steps away to use the restroom. A man is sitting at the end of the bar a d moves over next to the women proceeding to say "i just want to suck the flesh right off those t!tties." she thinks to herself this guys weird and moves down a seat. He follows then saying "i just want to flip you upside down and drink tequila right out of that snatch." thinking to herself that this guys really weird she moves a few seats down and by then her mans walking out of the bathroom. He goes to sit down and the womens says "hey babe this guys saying some really raunchy stuff to me... He asks "well what did he say?" she tells him " well first he said he wanted to suck the flesh right off my t!ts" he then looks like hes going to go over and say something but before he does she says "wait thats not all he also said he wanted to flip me upside down and drink tequila out of my snatch" he then sits down... She asks "youre not going to say anything??" his response "im not going to -blam!- with anyone who can drink THAT much tequila!" ;)
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#manism on twitter
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Me: Did you fall? You: From heaven? ;) Me: No. From the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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OP made a original thread.
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Edited by Mix It Up MK: 1/22/2015 5:12:15 AMDid you fall from Heaven? [spoiler]Because your face is pretty [b]FU[i]C[/i]KED UP[/b][/spoiler]
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A swagman is sitting under a tree with his dog, a traveler passes by and says "boy that looks like a good dog".The swagman says "watch this, I've recently taught him a few tricks. He says to the dog "go fetch some eggs will ya". The dog then does as he's told next he says "go and fill the billy can". Last of all he tells it to put the billy can on the fire. The traveler seems impressed, them dog balances on his head the traveler then says "what's he doing now?" The swagman replies with "he knows I need an egg cup.
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Mitt Romney.
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There is mushroom for improvement.
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Ok. The destiny story.
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1 ReplyThird wave feminism.
