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Edited by Eigerphant:
8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke
Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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What do you call a multi-colored snake? [spoiler]A Rain-Boa[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyA traveler comes up to the berj tower. He's on the top floor where there's a bar. There is a bartender and a clown. The clown asks him "Hey, wanna see a trick?" Guy asks "Yeah, sure." The clown then jumps out the window ant floats. Guys yells "WHAT?!?!" Clown says "Is the air that pushes upward at this high." Guy says "You're kidding, right?" Clown says "No I'm serious." Guy says "Now that's too cool. I [i]have[/i] to try." Clown says "Alright, just watch your step." Guy jumps and falls. Clown gets back at the bar for his drink. Bartender says "You know Superman, sometimes you can be a real jerk."
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If Obama threw America in the toilet then Hilary will flush it
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Why did the lion go into the back of the wardrobe? Narnia business
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1 ReplyA mushroom walks into a bar The bartender yells " get out, we don't serve your kind here ! " [spoiler]why not ? Im a fungi !! ( sad trumpet)[/spoiler]
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What's a rabbit favorite type of music? [spoiler]hip-hop[/spoiler]
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What do you call a gay dinosaur? [spoiler]MegaSoreArse [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyA man is talking to his friend... Friend: Hey man, what did you get your wife for you anniversary? Man: I got her a diamond ring. Friend: Oh... I thought she wanted a jeep. Man: Yeah, she did. But you can't buy a fake jeep can you?
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What's the problem with political jokes? [spoiler]They get elected.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyIf only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could prevent millions of mosquitoes of dying needlessly of AIDS.
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Why are communists so bad at driving? [spoiler]They can't stop Stalin[/spoiler] Came to my head earlier, surprises myself how I made it up haha xD
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5 RepliesA Jewish guy has a boner and walks into a wall. What part of his body hits the wall first? [spoiler]His Nose[/spoiler] So funny
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2 RepliesHow many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?[spoiler]one they're very efficient and not very funny [/spoiler] [spoiler]like this joke[/spoiler]
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My sex life :(
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How do Chinese parents name their baby? [spoiler]they throw the baby down the stairs and see what noise it makes[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI told my gf she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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6 RepliesMy grandpa is 80 years old but still has the heart of a lion . . . and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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2 RepliesGirl eats father and mothers cum off a couch. Ha.
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2 RepliesWhat does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? [spoiler]Wipes his butt[/spoiler]
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How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? [spoiler]she fits into your wife's clothes[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHow many girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? [spoiler]500. One to actually do it and 499 more to take a picture of it[/spoiler]
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The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.
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2 RepliesWhy can't atheists solve exponents!!! Because they don't believe in higher powers! Ba Dom Psh!
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2 RepliesWhat's blue and smells like red paint? [spoiler]blue paint[/spoiler] What's green and has wheels? [spoiler]grass. I lied about the wheels.[/spoiler] Why did the boy drop his ice cream? [spoiler]he got hit by a bus.[/spoiler] What's worse than finding maggots in your meat? [spoiler]The Holocaust[/spoiler]
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Destiny
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Caytlin Jenner is brave.
