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Edited by Eigerphant: 8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke

Comment with your best joke! Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes

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  • So an American, a Russian, and a Cuban are all on a plane. The Russian pulls out a bottle of vodka, drinks it halfway then throws the bottle out the side door, "Why did you throw away all that vodka?" They ask, the Russian replies oh we've got plenty of that where I come from. The Cuban pulls out a cigar, lights it smokes halfway and tosses it out, they ask him "why did you toss that cigar?" The Cuban replies "oh we've got plenty where I come from So the American pulls out a candy bar, eats half of it and throws it on the floor, a Mexican comes to pick it and the American throws him out of the plane, they all ask "why did you throw the Mexican out of the plane?" The American responds [spoiler]oh we've got plenty of those where i come from[/spoiler]

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