So recently, Bungie has released hard mode for the Crota's End raid on Destiny. However, I would like to know why Bungie hires perverts, and this game is not rated M by the ESRB. On the front page, where the news about the Hard Raid was made, there are 2 guardians, and their main feature is their ass. Just 2 guardian asses, no face, just ass. This display of pixels that are made to look rounded into the shape of a butt, are far too sexually arousing. I suggest a nerf. Nerf the butts till they become flat, or get the ESRB to change the game to M for sexual content. Children of the age of 13 should not be allowed to see this, since they will begin shooting blanks all over their room. Also, this will greatly reduce profit on your next DLC, since the childrens' parents will wall into there room, see them going at it, and take their game away. Which will result in them no longer buying the DLC. Seriously Bungie, why do you allow perverts to make your games? This is a very serious problem and needs to be fixed. The fix will be simple though, and with the rate Bungie works at, there should be able to be a fix for this in about 7.8-10 years. Also, this should be put in front of all of your other problems. (ex: error codes, overly nerfed weapons, gambling addictions from the game, etc.) It is far more important than all of your other issues. Also, I can see why Microsoft no longer wanted Bungie, they're all a bunch of perverts. Us Americans, are not perverts, but those Sony Japanese sure are. Look at all that stuff coming out of Japan (hentai, anime, child porn, etc.). Well anyways, this problem should be dealt with immediately.
Thank you for your time.
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One does not simply... nerf bungie's ass
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This post... XD
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I hope to god this was a troll... Seriously this statement is so freaking hilariously stupid!
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Edited by ClapTrap: 1/22/2015 9:45:51 PMI love the saltiness of the comments
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That shouldn't even be a problem have you looked at what girls wear nowadays?
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I think your a pervert. That image has been on the app all day I have seen it many times while looking for raid groups etc. not once did I stop and think about the guys ass? So I'm assuming your either looking for attention or hiding something from your self
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Go to the nearest bridge and get yourself a life! (jump) You might want to stay away from the forgotten shore the water it's rather deep and young children might get into trouble! And definitely don't look at the we robot lass at the vendor she has a set on her that will make him go blind! Get a grip coming on the forums to complain about such a trivial thing. I'm not even going to get into the world of humans! He's obviously not aloud out side! The boobs and bums, mmm the boobs! ;-)
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This post gave me ebola
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The breasts of of female characters are too big. They need a nerf asap! I consider it a cheese to be able to look at such enormous breasts!
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Edited by BrianWalton: 1/22/2015 3:27:47 AMThanks for the laugh
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Or, or... You have a dirty mind.
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Maybe you should find another game where the main objective isn't to kill other living things. Save your preaching for church dude, this is a game about murdering things. The only thing NOT making this a rated M title, is the fact that the blood coming from enemies are blue and not red, and there is not profanity used in the story. Sex sells. It always has. Before Elvis, there was nothing.
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I agree too much yogurt gives you indigestion.
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This is pretty much how most feminists arguments sound like xD
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Down With Sex!
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I guess they wanted the game to be hard. [u][i][b]REALLY[/b][/i][/u] hard [spoiler](͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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This is funny :)
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I agree! That was completely outrageous!