A girl with no arms and no legs was crying on a beach.
A man saw the girl and asked what was wrong.
"I've never been hugged" she said.
So the man hugged her and went on his way.
She was still crying when a second man walked up to her and asked what was wrong.
"I've never been kissed" she said
So the man kissed her and went on his way.
Still, she was crying, and a third man walked up to her and asked what was wrong.
"I've never been Fu[i]c[/i]ked before" she complained
So the man picked her up, threw her in the ocean and yelled:
[spoiler][b]WELL YOURE FU[i]C[/i]KED NOW!![/b][/spoiler]
And went on his way.
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[quote]A girl with no arms and no legs was crying on a beach. A man saw the girl and asked what was wrong. "I've never been hugged" she said. So the man hugged her and went on his way. She was still crying when a second man walked up to her and asked what was wrong. "I've never been kissed" she said So the man kissed her and went on his way. Still, she was crying, and a third man walked up to her and asked what was wrong. "I've never been Fu[i]c[/i]ked before" she complained So the man picked her up, threw her in the ocean and yelled: [spoiler][b]WELL YOURE FU[i]C[/i]KED NOW!![/b][/spoiler] And went on his way.[/quote]
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Hysteria is real..
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ayy lmao
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Bravo
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lool this is so -blam!-ed
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Edited by Snow: 4/10/2015 2:18:33 AMWho wouldn't take [b][u]ANY[/u][/b] opportunity to get sex?
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I saw that coming a mile away and yet I'm still laughing my ass off haha love it
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Haha I liked that last part
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My favorite joke
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That is confirmed
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lol best ever
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Lmfao that was hilarious
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Edited by Jello Monstr: 3/3/2015 10:11:00 PMWow..lol
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LMAO!
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That was pretty good
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That so messed up but its funny at the same time
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YOU STOLE MY -blam!-ING JOKE YOU COPY AND PASTING SCUM!!! XD ggwp ii wasnt shure if it had been used yet
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I was simply spreading the joy[spoiler]hes onto us jimmy!!!![/spoiler]
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