So a couple walks in a bar and order drinks. The guy throws back his beer and steps away to use the restroom. A man is sitting at the end of the bar a d moves over next to the women proceeding to say "i just want to suck the flesh right off those t!tties." she thinks to herself this guys weird and moves down a seat. He follows then saying "i just want to flip you upside down and drink tequila right out of that snatch." thinking to herself that this guys really weird she moves a few seats down and by then her mans walking out of the bathroom. He goes to sit down and the womens says "hey babe this guys saying some really raunchy stuff to me... He asks "well what did he say?" she tells him " well first he said he wanted to suck the flesh right off my t!ts" he then looks like hes going to go over and say something but before he does she says "wait thats not all he also said he wanted to flip me upside down and drink tequila out of my snatch" he then sits down... She asks "youre not going to say anything??" his response "im not going to -blam!- with anyone who can drink THAT much tequila!" ;)