As I was walking my ghost the other day past the iron banner I couldn't help but notice the empty space across the hall. I think to myself...hmmmm. sure would be nice after a hard raid to stop in and grab a Starbucks. Maybe throw in a McDonalds. Flirt with the chubby girl on the fry-o-lator. ("Sup girl!") Grab a big mac. How are we going to pay for this you ask?? SPINMETAL!! Finally a use for your overabundance of this crap. Lets not forget the ladies. We can hook you up with a nice manicure. Cant have you walking around with nappy fingers now can we. They gladly take your overabundance of spirit bloom. Got a tear in your cloak? Dirty undies need cleaned? Come on in to the local dry cleaners. We will clean and repair your gear quick. All for a little sapphire wire. While your waiting for your gear to be cleaned...come on in and have a drink at your local Buffalo Wild Wings. What could be more refreshing than an ice cold Michelob Ultra. Kick back with a few suds and free wifi. 32oz. Drafts for only 2 helium filaments. Got too much Relic Iron? Ricks Smokehouse in Terre Haute, Indiana will gladly take it for their delicious pulled pork bbq. The possibilities are endless. So Bungie..if you need extra advertising revenue, there ya go. To all you DoD guardians. You now have a way to get rid of your useless crap. Tell the chubby girl I said Hey! (Wink wink)