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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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Disease: Desired Atropos Symptoms: random urges to dance in a master cheif costume and doing the nai nai. Thinking you are master cheif. Becoming the master cheif. Ruining the master cheif. Killing THE MASTER CHEIF. Other symptoms may include: reading urges, urges to kiss your girlfriend (or boyfriend) More dancing. Embarrassing your friends in front of the school with stupid questions. Hating everyone you see for half a day and then wanting to say sorry to confuse them. Reading a post like a few below this one will make you become Desticle proof (a good thing) Cure: there is one cure and that is to find The real master cheif and......(dramatic moment) have a tea party with him while getting 15 head shots on grunts while sitting down in a wooden chair, and killing those grunts within a minutes. Warning if you have this disease while you are pregnant some of these symptoms may be passed on to offspring turning them into a spartan clown hybrid.
