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originally posted in:Dads of Destiny
1/23/2015 10:51:56 AM
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Meaningful quotes
"I know you want me. I know you need me.
......but you cant have me."
~ Heavy Ammo
English
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1 Reply"Ok man. I've got this bastard..... Wtf is shooting me?"
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7 Repliesand remember guys " Do Not Fire Your Rocket While You In The Bubble!"
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Playing resident evil last night.. (wife loves this game) Wife "there's the dog...KILL IT! KILL IT!" "Stab it!" "You need herbs!" "oooo. look. The collar is sparkly!" me "im trying babe..only have a knife. Kinda hard to do." Wife "you died again. You suck" Me. (Sigh)
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3 RepliesWife (semi-seriously): "You're 54 and still playing video games. Will you ever grow up?" Me (seriously): "Grow up? No. Older maybe, but never up."
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4 RepliesFrom VoG... "I'm a dirty girl! cleanse me! cleanse me!" "look at all that heavy ammo in the green stuff"...seconds later a titan runs by "it was a trap! I'm marked!" Doing the jump puzzle "Did someone just shoot a rocket at me"....Sherpa responds "that was me...just keeping you on your toes" "shoot the oracles, shoot the oracles"....new guys "hey what's with these lights" From CE.... "If you aren't shooting crota right now you are failing" "I'm across!"....Guardian Down..."I'm dead"....team "Did you at least kill the gatekeeper?"....crickets. "Why did you start already?"....."I'm telling you like I tell my dates, I'm going to assume silence means yes" "You found a exotic shard?"....."Yeah it was down under that rock, you didn't see it?" "Can whoever is giving a blow job please go on mute"
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1 ReplyMe to my fireteam: "It's alright, we'll do what we do best!" Wife in the background: "Die?"
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1 ReplyUntil two weekends ago... fireteam member #1: "Remember to bring your ice breaker....who's got an ice breaker?" fireteam member #2: "I do..." fireteam member #3: "I do..." fireteam member #4: "I do..." fireteam member #5: "I do..." me: <crickets>
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Edited by Nymphilis: 1/24/2015 3:06:22 AM"So this one time I was fighting Atheon....WILL YOU STOP SHOOTING ME IN THE ASS!!!" Or *throws a knife at head of friend* "UNICORN!"
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"F-ing thorn..." I mutter after a kill a dude in the crucible then die from the dmg over time. Also (in great fear) "BLADE DANCER! HIDE!"
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5 RepliesStop moving so I can shoot you in the face. Or From the wife in the background, " You're doing it wrong!"
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2 RepliesEdited by jlhosking: 1/23/2015 8:21:59 PMWife watching me play crucible - I thought the point was to stay alive, your always dead
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"The fallen are crafty. They'll find ways to survive. They always do." Dammit Devil's Lair! I can't ever get that out of my head every time I have to kill Sepiks Prime!
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1 ReplyME: (Typical Destiny Glitch occurs) What the hell was that shit?! Wife: ALIENS.....
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From Eris "you've killed Crota this should be easy for you". Came to mind today while grocery shopping in the face of a coming snow storm...
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2 Replies"Dont use a cannon to kill a mosquito" As he uses ghallahorn to kill 1 dreg
