What's worse than a a bunch of dead baby's stuffed in a trash can?...
One living baby at the bottom...
How does that baby get out?...
He eats his way out
[spoiler]guess what... I'm that baby[/spoiler]
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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? [spoiler]1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees[/spoiler]
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What's funnier than a dead baby[spoiler]a dead baby dressed as a clown[/spoiler]
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What's black and blue and beats on glass? [spoiler]a baby in a microwave[/spoiler]
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How do you keep a baby from crawling around your house [spoiler]nail its hand to the floor[/spoiler]
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I'm done, you win
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What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?[spoiler]a baby with a punctured lung[/spoiler]
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Edited by Tiny Mandals: 2/12/2015 9:12:53 PMThat was kinda good, except babies aren't balloons A better punch line would be a baby hung from the ceiling fan