When I was little I fell backwards off a chair, back of my head hit a radiator. Staples.
A year and a half later, at friends birthday party. Can't remember fully what we were doing. I remember turning around, and seeing little metal mirror about three inches from my face. Had stitches in forehead, have permanent bump/scar.
I once stepped on a nail, and had it lodged in my foot. I got a bandaid after I pulled it out (keep in mind I was maybe nine at the time)
I was once standing behind my little brother while mini golfing. Little jackass never understood how to mini gold properly. Was hit a half inch behind my ear, blacked out for thirty seconds. Nothing permanent though.
I was trying to go across monkey bars when I was little. For half way across and fell. Landed on my tailbone. Could barely move. About eight hours later, I go to my living room to tell my mom that the pain is mostly gone. Take three steps into living room, slip on rolled carpet, land on tail bone.
And once at a Halloween party, with no provocation (and therefor no time to prepare), my friend came from behind my right side and punched me square in the nuts. I was on my knees, folded over, unable to move for a half hour. On the plus side though: he and other friend wrestled later. He landed funny on his right arm and got a buckle fracture. Also the second time he broke that arm, third broken arm in general.
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Jesus lol, pain train got no brakes for you. Tailbome incident sounds like something that would happen to me, and your friend is a dick for hitting you there lol.