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1/27/2015 3:18:04 AM
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You're all dumb

If you have the word wolf in your name If you have the word wolf in your name, you're not cool and you're not original. You're just another idiot who has an obsession with an animal they've never seen. It's generic and stupid. You may be asking how come I have the word wolf in my name. That's because when I made this name I literally put two random words together. One of them just happened to be wolf. I thought to myself, maybe there won't be too many people with the word wolf in their name. Boy was I wrong. Every idiot who's ever owned a dog wants to put the word wolf in their name. It's stupid. So I'm now making a name tax. If you're not me and your name has the word wolf in it, you have to pay me $15. Failure to pay Will result in your anus being violated with a spoon while you sleep.

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  • [quote]Hi, everybody but me is a fgt. Even though I act like one, look like one, taste like one, smell like one, and even can't think for myself like one. So I'm gonna create a shitpost so I can shamelessly bump it into the bowels of the Floof.[/quote] tl;dr

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