*spreads cheeks* *violates your anus with spoon*

*Laughs because although you are typing those things as if they are happening, they really aren't* *Points to door and politely asks CrunchyWolf to leave if he can't handle the idea that he sucks in comparison to the rest of the wolves, due to his newfoman status, and has no place ordering anyone to do anything* *Shows dominance through multiple displays and eats first, making sure CrunchyWolf gets almost nothing out of the recent kill the pack has made, since CrunchyWolf is the pack Omega and has no social standing* *Considers removing CrunchyWolf from the pack to control the local population by sending him out to find another pack or die* *Decides a pack jester is worth not having another pup this year*

No u

*laughs as you howl with your head pointed downwards, while my own head is pointed towards the heavens*

You already lost the argument. I said "no u", that means that you're officially rekt. Git gud.

Except that u, when read from my perspective, actually refers to you! All because you spoke out of turn to the pack Alpha, you now have a profound lack of personal importance that inhibits you from directly speaking of somebody else through normal means! Now back to groveling at my paws, omega!