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Google search your name but add "the pony" after it. Share the results.

Simple steps. Step 1. Go to google Step 2. Type your name Step 3. Add "the pony" after your name Step 4. Cry

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  • >I was only 9 years old >I loved Lenny so much, I had all the special Lenny faces in my copy and paste list >I pray to Lenny every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Lenny is love" I say; "Lenny is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a -blam!- >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Lenny >I called him a -blam!- >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Lenny >I am so happy He whispers into my ear “Oh bby” >He grabs me with his powerful Lenny tentacles and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Lenny >He penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for Lenny >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Lenny >He ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in a mighty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Lenny looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) now." >Lenny leaves through my window >Lenny is love. Lenny is life.

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