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1/27/2015 6:24:27 PM
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What's your current IRL K/D ratio?
Mine is 1.00 cuz i fuked yer mum 2 deth
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Edited by DuuJ: 1/27/2015 9:35:14 PM1.0 something happened..... When I was 23 I was very stubborn. Pretty arrogant as well. I would get into fights almost every weekend. One night me and my friends were out clubbing, and were quite drunk. Especially me. I don't remember any of this first hand so this is all what I've been told by my friends. I was feeling up this girl and she was getting pissed off. I wouldn't do that unless I was extremely drunk even then and I'm still ashamed of it. She shouts for her brother who is 6ft tall and looks "harder than Jimmy Savile in a nursery" and he comes over and sternly tells me to back off. So I'm sitting at the bar wasted while she's dancing. She goes back to the bar to get a drink and is right next to me. And I start touching her again. Lol I really was wasted. And she shouts for her brother again. He grabs my shirt and screams in my face about kicking the shit out of me if i so much as looked at her again. My friends say he was -blam!-ing terrifying. The girl went back dancing and I fell asleep. My friends decided to play a prank on me. They grabbed me and shoved me on to the girl. I woke up after I hit the floor and her brother comes over. I'd just got up and he grabbed me and put me in a chokehold. I panicked and drew a knife I always kept with me. And I then stabbed him several times in the chest before collapsing on top of him. The next thing I know I'm in a seedy hotel room with my friends. They told me what happened. The sheer flood of guilt and emotions was the most painful thing I have ever experienced. They asked me what I was going to do now. I said, “I'm movin’ with my auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo homes to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo homes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
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Edited by MrCloudicus: 1/27/2015 8:33:45 PMI killed a midget so .50 [spoiler]lol[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWhat counts as death? I Went into anaphylactic shock once and was unconscious and not breathing for a little bit.
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3 Replies1 deployment to Iraq. 2 to Afghanistan, you tell me.
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At least 69 because of how many insects I have killed. [spoiler]sorry insects. RIP[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI was wondering what happened to mum. :(
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N/A. W.e that means
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Undecided (or whatever it is on English) 0/0
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20.934
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Over 200 on one, over 60 on my other
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1 Reply9000+ One of my favourite pastimes is snail football.
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2 Replies7 kia confirmed 0 deaths
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1 Reply
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14 RepliesInfinity.
