*spreads your cheeks*
*wipes cream onto your anus*
There, that should make all the butt hurt go away.
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Edited by NIGHT LORD14: 1/27/2015 7:46:14 PM*shuffles away feeling different*
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Don't worry you'll be fine. Unless it gets infected. It that happens then we'll have to use antibiotics that can only be applied via tongue.
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...oh no, it's infected....
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Okay but I forgot to mention something. The medicine can only be administered by your mother. It has something to do with genetics.
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... Never mind *shuffles away disheartened*