Don't worry, just trolling. Thought about adding a few more bungie pls nerfs and some random outrageous facts, but decided on some things that look legitimate a bit and can kinda seem true if you don't actually know anything about Mars? And the first part's mostly truth. Besides that you can see Mars without a telescope. Hell, you can sometimes see Saturn without a telescope. I was gonna write "it's red because of how hot it is and because there's lava" or something but forgot.