In some sort of place Supposedly far away There are people fighting This jackass empire wants to control people But a hero may rise From the training of a strange old man And an alien hermit of unknown ethnicity While he may later make out with his sister Only to find out that enemy is his maker But he wants justice for everybody So fahk the empire Once everything is said and done Everybody can go back to their shitty lives And live happily in some unknown universe Where even robots can be happy