Two simple rules for reading in these forums while taking a dump: 1. Check your leg's blood circulation (Trust me, if your girlfriend finds you in the bathroom lying on the floor while shitting on the bath mat is not funny. She will propably don't accept "numb legs" as an explanation) 2. Don't read for too long or consider wiping after a few minutes before continuing! Waiting for too long may result in a pretty difficult cleaning procedure.