Cracking my skull on a bus seat in Kindergarten. Then getting staples in cracked skull. Then getting staples removed from healed skull.
*shiver*
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How did you crack your skull on a bus seat?
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There's a little metal part jutting out beneath the cushion. I fell on it when the driver made a very abrupt stop. Public school doesn't come with public safety, y'know.
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That's why I wear a helmet while I ride the bus.
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XD do you happen to ride a short bus?
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Well now that I think of it, it is shorter than the other buses.
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Then you, mein freund, are a certified autist. Welcome to the club.