My Guardian has achieved some incredible shit in Destiny this past 5 months and it's been a good ride, but lately I've been needing something to capture my interest again because the game was starting to feel empty... A few minutes ago I had a flashback of a post I made back on the olden days of Destiny. It was a post about how Bungie should add beards for our guardians, this is when I said to myself "holy shit... This is the answer to all of our/Bungies problems."
We need [b]BEARDS[/b]... I would love to go into detail about how [b]BEARDS[/b] will change the game for the better, but there's a high chance that this post will get swallowed by the forums and all of my hard work would go to waste.
So instead I'm going to leave a list of notable bearded people.
Jesus
Abraham Lincoln
Gandalf
Leonidas
Mr. T
Chuck Norris
Si Robertson
Fidel Castro
ZZ Top
Wolverine
St. Nicholas
The entire NFL in November
Zach [i]Gj[/i]alifinakis
Obi-wan Kenobi
[b]like and bump this shit to get us some beards[/b]
[i]"We all want somebeardy, but look around and find nobeardy"[/i]
Edit: Thanks for all the positive feedback and support.
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the problem with adding beards is they would need to change the dance for bearded humans.no one with a beard would dance like that.
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Bump because, beard.
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Bump for the fact that I wrote this comment with my beard.
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Real men are concerned with function over form. Beards wouldn't fit in your helmet.
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My female char would rock a full beard!
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Edited by Always Feral: 1/30/2015 8:59:24 PMBeards don't make a man. Back in a day, a beard and a flannel shirt would tell the world: "This is the apex of masculinity." Now, a beard and a flannel shirt says: "This is a twat who spends $28 for a glass of craft beer and has a vintage record collection, but can't even change his own oil." A beard now says: "Are these muffins gluten-free?" A beard is for the guy who loudly whines about a restaurant not having any vegan alternatives to ranch dressing. The internet and candy-asses have ruined our precious beards.
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Beards!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bump for beards
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omg I love duck dynasty
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*Beared Man here* It would be cool...but I can't get my helmet on with my beard. :/
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Bump. They can't even give us vault space so this will never happen but it's worth the bump.
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My character is an Exo. So, would it be possible for him to wear a coiled barbed wire moustache?
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Why "Man Beard"? Is there another type or beard I'm not aware of?
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You want some cheese with that whinnne
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You forgot Grizzly Adams.....
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If your Dad doesn't have a beard then you've got two Mums. Two stupid looking beardless Mums..!
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Edited by ryanhatfield: 1/30/2015 2:47:31 PMBeards would be too OP... Light level would become irrelevant, bearded guardians would be conquering content not even released. They would heal the traveler and defeat the darkness in a single afternoon, and then decode time travel and bed the stranger before dinner.
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I want a beard as well
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Exos with beards. Bump this
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Grow some public hair first you 12 year old squeaker
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You... You are awesome!!
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Beard me baby!
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Fear the Beard!!!!!
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LFG for Hard Crota Checkpoint Must have beard. Msg me for inv.
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Fear the Beard!!!!!