Real men are concerned with function over form. Beards wouldn't fit in your helmet.
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What if your beard WAS your helmet
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First place in the wannabe badass awards goes to...
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its not that your beard wouldn't fit in your helmet its your helmet wouldn't fit on your beard. real men would hold their breath and ditch that worthless helmet.
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Function over form. Function. Over. Form.
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you call your beard function?
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Edited by Connabomination: 1/30/2015 8:12:46 PMReal men don't need helmets, their magnificent beard gives them all the protection they will ever need.
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Metal is more resilient than hair.
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My beard can cut through metal.
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My beard is like a Kevlar Brillo pad
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True..but a bearded man doesn't need metal. His beard gives him all the resilience he will ever need.
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You know what else doesn't fit in ur helmet? A unicorn horn that some exos and Cayde 6 have. Can you take it off or something?
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I assumed they folded. We are taking about robots after all.
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Robot is a derogatory term meant for the Vex. Apologize and be seated.