My Guardian has achieved some incredible shit in Destiny this past 5 months and it's been a good ride, but lately I've been needing something to capture my interest again because the game was starting to feel empty... A few minutes ago I had a flashback of a post I made back on the olden days of Destiny. It was a post about how Bungie should add beards for our guardians, this is when I said to myself "holy shit... This is the answer to all of our/Bungies problems."
We need [b]BEARDS[/b]... I would love to go into detail about how [b]BEARDS[/b] will change the game for the better, but there's a high chance that this post will get swallowed by the forums and all of my hard work would go to waste.
So instead I'm going to leave a list of notable bearded people.
Jesus
Abraham Lincoln
Gandalf
Leonidas
Mr. T
Chuck Norris
Si Robertson
Fidel Castro
ZZ Top
Wolverine
St. Nicholas
The entire NFL in November
Zach [i]Gj[/i]alifinakis
Obi-wan Kenobi
[b]like and bump this shit to get us some beards[/b]
[i]"We all want somebeardy, but look around and find nobeardy"[/i]
Edit: Thanks for all the positive feedback and support.
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Edited by ryanhatfield: 1/30/2015 2:47:31 PMBeards would be too OP... Light level would become irrelevant, bearded guardians would be conquering content not even released. They would heal the traveler and defeat the darkness in a single afternoon, and then decode time travel and bed the stranger before dinner.